I would make a terrible couple counselor
Capucine : Mom, I have something important to tell you.
Me : What is it ?
Capucine : Well, I was watching "Wizards of "Vavaly" Place", and that girl called Alex, she had this cute boyfriend who was funny and offered her flowers and all that. I wish I had a cute boyfriend too. Do you think I could go inside the TV and meet him ?
Me : No, I'm afraid you can't. But you have a boyfriend already, don't you think he's cute ?
Capucine : Yeah... but he's not funny. And he doesn't bring me flowers. If only I had magic powers, I could change him.
Me : Mmmm... Maybe you will find another boyfriend, a funny one who will give you flowers.
Capucine : Are you joking ? That means I would have to LEAVE him ? I CAN'T !! I LOVE HIM !!
Me : Oh, of course...
Capucine, sighing and rolling her eyes : You don't know anything about boys.
Aug 4th